Post by tertiaryApocalypse on Aug 2, 2023 17:50:56 GMT
==> Examine Room.
You (who is now this weirdo in the shades) look around your room. It's kind of a huge mess. Your bed is unmade, though that's nothing new, and there's clothes and computer bits all over the floor. A fan runs in the corner.
Post by tertiaryApocalypse on Aug 2, 2023 20:17:42 GMT
==> Examine posters.
The posters on your left are as follows: A poster for a comic some teenager made, popular boy band My Chemical Romance (ok you're not too sure they count as a boy band, but it's much funnier to describe them that way), the Dentonweaver vinyl, a poster proclaiming the death of internet explorer, and the poster for the 1996 horror movie Scream.
To your right is a print of the Sojourner Martian Rover, a Neocities sticker, a Tame Impala poster, the cover of the very first Homestuck book, and the first ever image of a black hole.
Let's move things along, though. You're not one of the main characters of this adventure! You actually shouldn't even BE in this adventure!
Post by tertiaryApocalypse on Aug 3, 2023 4:53:05 GMT
==> Continue Comic.
IE: you got it dude IE: where doing it man IE: where MAKING THIS HAPEN IE:
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ok let's see where were we... ahem.
A young person stands in their bedroom. It just so happens that today, the third of August (though it may be a different date for our reader-- for consistencie's sake, let's just say it follows my current timezone,) is this young person's birthday.
They should probably have been named at thirteen. Their grandpa is weird, though, and thinks that a name can only be given when deserved at the right age, which he claims is seventeen.
Now that they are seventeen, what shall their name be?
Post by tertiaryApocalypse on Aug 4, 2023 5:05:57 GMT
Barack Obama==>
Who the fuck is that?
Acrux Garcia (THEY/STAR)==>
That's more like it!
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Your name is ACRUX GARCIA, and as previously stated you have just turned that landmark age of SEVENTEEN.
You are an AMATEUR WITCH, taking an interest in the occult, especially when it comes to DIVINATION. You consider yourself a pretty great CHEF, and you have a passing interest in ARCHITECTURE. When you were younger you were really into ULTIMATE MYTHOLOGY, an interest that has persisted over time, and you're really fucking good at all kinds of GAMES.
Your screen name is esotericVoyager and you speak in a manner that is the cats pyjamas, you think to yourself, even if your friends claim you sound fucking stupid (though maybe not in those exact words.)
