==>Introduction.
Jun 19, 2023 22:09:53 GMT
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Post by starillie on Jun 19, 2023 22:09:53 GMT
A young woman stands alone in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 19th of June, 2023, is the day that this young woman will introduce herself to the PETSERTROLLIAN FORUMS using an OVERLY-NICHE GAG that REALLY ISN'T WORTH THE EFFORT SHE'S PUTTING INTO IT.
What will the name of this young woman be?
==>SELF-ABSORBED PISSTANK
Ha, haha, ha, so funny I forgot how to laugh.
Try again.
==>ROSE
Your name is ROSE, although you also go by several ALTERNATIVE NAMES, including STARILLIE (which is your username on most platforms) and several other SECRET NAMES that people only unlock upon completion of your LONG AND ARDUOUS SIDE-QUEST and the MAXIMIZATION OF YOUR AFFECTION METER. These are both things that are normal to want and possible to achieve, of course.
You use IT/ITS and SHE/HER pronouns, in that order of preference, and are EIGHTEEN YEARS OF AGE.
You also have a variety of HOBBIES AND INTERESTS. You are fascinated by HORROR MEDIA, particularly HORROR FILMS OF THE 1970'S AND PRIOR. You are an ASPIRING SCREENWRITER. You write and publish SELF-INDULGENT FANFICTION on your ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN PROFILE. You are a very big fan of SUPERHERO MEDIA, especially involving the character of SPIDER-MAN. Given the fact that you named yourself after ROSE LALONDE, it is a safe bet that you REALLY LIKE HOMESTUCK. If other forum-goers would like to get into contact with you (for whatever reason), they can message you privately here, or contact you on your TUMBLR ACCOUNT. You also like to play games sometimes.
Now that you've introduced yourself... what will you do?