An Idea That Could Be Funny

You pat the computer with a little frown. Poor little fucker. Not much else you can do but close the program though.

You open your web browser to take a look about as the games are all set up. What to do...

You open your bookmarked tabs and scroll for a few webcomics to look over. It’s a damn shame that so many seem to cut off midway through the tale, leaving an open ended story where fans must make their own conclusions. Others are continuations of different properties, with differing opinions abound. In any case, you enjoy them. You choose to click open one based around Squiddles that ended just before the final confrontation between the protagonist and his father.

Blair ==> Grieve for webcomic finales that never were

Blair: Play comedically timed elevator music

Well. Probably a good idea. You turn to your door, clicking the button beside it... the elevator door opens. And in you go, clicking the 45th floor button. Damn, it sucks to go down 63 floors just to get to the atrium and enjoy some grass, but hey, you won't complain. As the elevator carries you downward, gentle jazz plays over the loudspeaker.

You turn to look out the window of the elevator. As you get closer and closer to the lit city below, you hum to the tune of the music. Finally, you reach your destination, stepping from the elevator, into the secondary lobby. and from there, the atrium. You love the atrium. It is the closest you have ever really gotten to being outside, meaning you get to look about and touch grass, trees, grow plants, listen to birds chirp--well, you're still stories above the "ground' but you don't mind.