ok everyone give me your headcanons

One of my favorite headcanons is transfem aroacespec bi Jake. Also, bigender bisexual Sollux is always a good one. I think most of these guys can't cool for shit. Karkat has really good hygeine because otherwise he might be more obviously a mutant. Fefetasprite is autistic and semi/nonverbal in my head. I have more.

SHE IS I LOVE TRANSFEM JAKE!!

im absolutely integrating bad mullet into the little image of dirk that lives in my mind.

i always headcanon dave and rose as filipino and both being pretty short until rose hits a growth spurt and dave does not.

also when slick says he built this town in the intermission he means that 100% literally. he did in fact excavate and rebuild every building he could find and if left unperturbed by The Plot he could probably fix the entirety of alternia. i just have so many thoughts about what an industrious little cockroach he is tbh.

No but like. For real. Too many all transmasc headcanon casts. Give us WOMEN.

This is inspired by some of my friends but.. intersex transfem bigender Dave? Intersex headcanons are always a hit with my intersex friends.

Here's some headcanons I have:
- The concept of gender becomes a lie to all of them within 2 hours of starting on Earth C.
- Jade is definitely doggender of some kind. I think she'd use neopronouns.
- kit/kits Nepeta for the win.
- Dave and Davepeta definitely have some sort of sibling dynamic going on there.

i gotta start describing myself as having a premium subscription to autism thats great lmao